I bet you boys are wondering, do chicks really do this silly stuff with their pussies when they are alone? The short answer is yes. The long answer is ohh… ohhhh… yes, Yes, YES! YES!!! OHH YYYYES!

Of course we do, silly boy! Now you are probably going to ask me why. And then I am going to ask you, "Why do you want to know?" But I think we both know the answer to that question… I can see why just by looking at your cock, it is getting so big and hard and I haven’t given you an answer yet. Gee this is fun!

We run water over our pussies out of sheer boredom and fantastic dumb luck. Lucky because it feels OHHH so good! And you get to just sit there and do NOTHING! No furious frigging of your clit, no tiring pumping of a dildo (or a magic marker), just 100% pure exhilarating fun!

Personally, I was with a girl long before I was ever with a guy so I always imagine a girls tongue down there. Soft… warm…. lots of bubbles. WOW… Amazing. It is really good when you use a pulsating shower massager. (psst, need a gift? This one does the trick!)

I love HardcoreMandy.com. She is soooo like me. She is bisexual too and she loves to masturbate with objects. Strange objects like… water! Hmm, I failed science… is water an object?

When Mandy isn’t running water over her clit she is updating her website three times a week and doing cam shows for her adoring fans. One of her favorite taboos is flashing in public or just going buck naked in public. When they do a close up on her pussy you can see that she isn’t faking her sexual desire to be naked. Her pussy is sopping wet!

Hardcore Mandy is truly hardcore. You don’t have that amateur shit like other websites. The videographer gets up close and personal. You get tight shots of the gel oozing out of her pussy when objects are far too big for it… close tongue action with her lesbian girlfriends. Pounding cock action and extreme facials. She is so damn hardcore!

This girl is just as sexually frustrated as the rest of us. Lucky for her she has lots and lots of outlets for those frustrations. Lucky for us she has lots and lots of outlets for those frustrations… and she video tapes all of it!

Question: What does a hot bodacious blonde with huge tits and a rocking body do when she is alone?

Answer: Duh, play with her pussy, you silly boy!

AlisonAngel.com is one of my favorite websites on the Internet. Why? Because she is a real person. By that I mean you get to see what girls actually do when they are alone. Did you think guys were the only perverted ones? Hell No!

Alison Angel is like my perverted home away from home. Everything you see there is all true. Just like Alison I have stuffed my panties into my pussy. A boyfriend asked me why I did it, I said, "Because I could!" Haha! The same reason a dog licks his balls… because he can!

Seriously though, I wanted to see if I could do it. I don’t know why. But my panties were just the start. Light bulbs, hair brush, shampoo bottle, magic marker, you name it, I stuffed it.

Alison’s gallery above reminds me of the first time I got into a jacuzzi alone. I was at a party my parents brought me to. All of the adults went inside to play poker and I was alone. I kept stuffing my toes inside the jets and thinking about how good that felt. It didn’t take long for me to imagine what it’d be like to try it on my clit.

I propped both legs over the side and hung my pussy over the jet and let’er’rip. Wow! Exhilarating doesn’t even come close to describing the sensation! Right after I came, one of my moms friends came outside to smoke a cigarette. I quickly dropped my legs and swiveled around to get out. She looked at me with a shocking look probably because of all of the commotion. I was so embarrassed. Did she know what I had done?

When I got out a bunch of water shot out of my pussy. I almost buckled at the knees because the warm fuzzy feeling it gave my swollen clit and pussy lips. I looked up at my moms friend and she just smiled like she knew what I did, but wasn’t upset by it. Did she do it too?

Come to find out, a lot of girls have done it. More have done it than have not done it. And that is why I like Alison Angel so much. Not only does Alison make me feel like I am not some kind of freak, she also gives me new ideas or just a new perspective. Now I know why my boyfriend likes to watch me stuff my panties into my pussy. It is hot!