Growing up I was always somewhat self-conscious about how my g-string panties bit into my hips. Then I saw a 60 Minutes episode where they were candidly talking to a fashion designer and he said he actually preferred that to skinny girls… I was so happy!

The truth of the matter is this… You guys will stick your cocks into anything. Seriously! Raise your hand (or your cock) if you have ever done one of the following:

• Fucked a warm jelly donut or an éclair.
• Fucked a banana peel.
• Rubbed a girls satin panties on your cock.
• Fucked an apple pie.
• Fucked a water jet in a hot tub.
• Fucked the space between a pillow and a mattress.
• Dry humped the couch.

I could go on, but you all have your cocks up already!

So if you guys will do all of that to get laid it is pretty obvious that us ladies try way to damn hard to "display" ourselves for you. Perhaps that is why sites like Figure Baby are doing so well.

Figure Baby started with just five models and a dream. Now there are dozens of models and all of them are basically girl next door types. They say that beauty is a subjective thing. Some of you will find a certain girl hot and others will think she is ugly… But wait! That happens in Playboy too… So maybe this guy has a good idea of what porn should be!

The site doesn’t use professional models so they keep the costs very low. You can become a member for as low as $9 a month! For just $24 you can become a member for 90 days without worrying about rebills!