Have you ever been to a bar where a girl that isn’t all that and a bag of chips is getting more attention than the girls that are? What is different about her? If you are going to say that she is a slut I am going to kick you in the balls, Mr!

No, it isn’t because she is a slut. It is because she is the slut guys hope to marry! She doesn’t care if her boobs are big enough. She cares about making her man happy on a daily basis!

If that means she needs to bring another girl home – so be it! If that means she has to suck your cock while your buddy pounds her ass – she is game!

That girl is Faith 69. You have undoubtedly joined sites filled with porn stars or contract models. Yippee for you! Now it is time to join a site where the girl is real. Where this is her lifestyle!

Or… You can continue on with the same old dry dog food.

Stop the presses. It is official. The porn industry has just run out of stripper names and is now pillaging male names. Keithy is now a stripper name!

Sorry, I thought it was too funny to see somebody try and put a female twist on such a mucho mail name!

So lets get serious, shall we?

Most guys think bisexual girls are indiscriminately bisexual. Bring a pussy home and we will lick it for you. Wrong! This couldn’t be further from the truth! Just like you, us girls have our favorites when it comes to pussy and I personal like them Wet and Puffy!

There is one sure fire way to get a pussy into the wet and puffy condition and that is to use a pussy pump. The first time a boy tried to use one on me I broke up with him. I figured he was only going to get stranger as the relationship progressed.

While in college I met a girl that I trusted (and licked!) who reintroduced me to the pussy pump. She was slow and explained everything to me as she was doing it. The sensation was very strange. My clit felt extra sensitive after getting pumped. It grew to four times its normal size!

Along with an extra large clit my outer lips also grew four times their normal size. With so much blood engorging everything down there my pussy became four times as sensitive! Which is the point of using a pussy pump I guess?!?!

At Wet and Puffy they like to get up close and personal. Girls expose every inch of themselves for your enjoyment. Just looking at all of the puffy pussies there makes my mouth water!

I am going to go watch the entire video of Keithy experimenting with pussy pumps… want to join me?

Women are nurturers and just like any other talent it is best to make sure you are secure before trying to help others. To take care of ourselves there is the Calgon bath. A time to forget about everything else in your life and focus on your own needs!

I love my man and I love having sex with him, but he doesn’t know those intimate spots I can be tickled the same way I do. While I’ve spent countless hours training him, sometimes it is best to take care of those itches on my own.

One of my favorite ways is to start a sudsy bath with some Calgon to make everything feel soft and smooth. Yes, a girl really can turn herself on! LOL

Once the water is a few inches high I like to stuff up the drain with a wash cloth just enough to keep the water at its current level with the water running. I have to keep that water running because it does know how to hit those intimate spots on my pussy!

How freaky is that? A molecule known my body better than my boyfriend does!

Anyway… I have been masturbating with the bath water faucet since before I had pubes! I don’t know how I found it, or how it found me, but once I had my first orgasm without having to touch myself I was in heaven!

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Toodles!

If you have never heard of Sophia Sanchez it is time to include a little Latin spunk in your life. She has a body most women would die for and most men would kill to sleep with…. although I recon there wouldn’t be a whole lot of sleeping going on!

Sophia is part of a network of solo sites I have written about before. Some Latin girls like Sophia and her friend Lindy Lopez really do it for me and my boyfriend. Lots of booty and a good amount of boobs to keep your lips company!

Perhaps that is why my boyfriend likes me as well?

Treat yourself right for Valentine’s Day and the entire month of February by grabbing a membership to several sites at once!

Don’t like Latinas enough to chomp at this bit? Then try the rest of the girls in the network. I also like Aston Richards. She reminds me of a certain someone I used to spend way to much time with if you know what I mean!

My boyfriend and I really enjoy certain sites like Club Seventeen because they depict teen girls doing what teen girls will do naturally. One of the things my friends and I always got a kick out of was comparing pussies. I did this with girls throughout my life from grade school to college. Of course, in college I played dumb so the other girls would feel like we were both naive.

Sometimes I think certain college courses are created to get you to open up sexually. Take Human Sexuality 101. Of course girls are going to get curious about each other and wonder why their pussy doesn’t look exactly like the one in the book…. and then they are going to compare pussies… It is only natural!

Before long they will be asking each other about their previous sexual experience and if they are daring, about how they masturbate…. and then they want to show each other…. and then they want to try tribbing. (rubbing their pussies on each other, a.k.a. scissoring)

As if that wasn’t enough… They might get super curious about the other senses as well… Like taste! Oh, and don’t get me started about study groups with more than one girl in them. My first trip on a lesbian train occurred in college. Now I am always on the look out for a group of girls that can trust in one another enough to form one!

Hey… These things are addicting!

When I don’t have the time or the where with all to go out and find girls to form a train with I spend my time at Club Seventeen. Me and my boyfriend have opened up so many conversations centered around sex by surfing the members area there!

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College is such a magical time. In high school the girls will literally fight tooth and nail over a guy. In college these same girls are so willing and free with their men! Haha

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True story: Back when I was in high school me and several other girls spent a good amount of time comparing our pussies. We compared a lot of different things from the size of each other’s clits to or pussy lips. I didn’t have hardly any inner lips while some of my friends had big flower petals…

Flash forward to college and I am having a conversation with a girl I met in my human sexuality class about those old days of comparing pussies and she starts telling me about how she and her friends did it too! I was like OMG!

The next thing you know me and this girl are comparing our own pussies and she has the bigger inner lips. We both expressed interest in playing with the others pussy and it occurred to us that we found one another’s pussy so mesmerizing because it was different than our own.

Watch what Pinky June Pussy Pump Video!

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I can still remember the first time I shaved my pussy bald like it was yesterday. It was weird the first time because it felt so different, but it shouldn’t have because I started rubbing my pussy a long time before hair started growing down there. I guess it took so long for me to build up the courage to shave it bare that I had forgotten what a bald pussy felt like!

It was prom night and I wanted to share something special with my boyfriend. I had caught him watching porn once where the girls all shaved their pussies bald so I figured maybe he liked that in a special way. I wanted him to like me in a special way too!

I was a little bit afraid of cutting myself so I went real slow. When I got to my clit I pulled it one way and then the other to get the folds of skin on either side. I could feel my pulse pounding through my clit. I dipped a finger inside the hole to see if I was wet and then realized I was in the tub! Of course I was wet! LOL

At first I thought I would just trim it up into a landing strip, but then it just seemed to get sexier the more I shaved it. Like I could tell it looked okay, but what if I trimmed another centimeter off? I guess you could say it was mildly addicting!

Pretty soon my pussy was as bare as the day I was born. My body went numb because there was no turning back. My boyfriend was either going to love it or hate it and I was going to have to deal with it either way!

That’s when I started getting really excited!

I figured I would take my newly shaved pussy for a spin. Test it out. See if it was true that you get more stimulated without the hair.

As it turns out, the rumor was true! I could feel every nook and cranny of my vagina and everything around it. I teased the outer lips and then the inner ones. I ran all of my fingers down and up through my pussy crack instead of just one or two of them. It was fucking amazing!

When my best friend came over to get ready with me I could tell something was different about her too. She seemed to be super excited and giddy. I asked her what was up while we were in our panties and bras. She pulled her panties over to show me her bald pussy!

Oh my God! She had shaved her pussy too!!!

I so badly wanted to reach out and touch her soft lips, but I didn’t want to offend her so I showed her mine. She ginned big and her eyes opened wide at the site of my peach flesh. She moved towards me, I took the hint and moved in too. Soon we were touching and exploring each other!

Our poor boyfriends! As it would turn out they were NOT the first ones to play with our bare pussies. In fact, they didn’t even get sloppy seconds! LOL… We saved that for each other!

Carlotta Champagne does all sorts of naughty stuff on her site. Watching her bath time pussy shaving video is just the tip of the iceberg!

I am a firm believer in the French phrase ‘laissez-faire’, or in English, ‘let do’. It means ‘let it be’ or ‘leave it alone’ and it has to do with business transactions. Suckers are born every minute and I do feel sorry for them, but I don’t think we need government to come in and write laws about every little thing.

I know… Not the usual thing you hear from a woman!

Anyway… When Leslie came to the Backroom Casting Couch she had already had a bad experience with a photographer just days previous to her arrival. So her interviewer went slow and showed her a really good time. He even popped her anal cherry!

Unfortunately for Leslie BackroomCastingCouch.com isn’t looking for contact models so after getting nailed in the anus there wasn’t a job waiting for her there either!

Backroom Casting Couch adds another video each week and each video features a new model. Great for you, shitty for Leslie! (no pun intended, but go ahead… rotfl!)

Find more Backroom Casting Couch girls!

I just caught my boyfriend jacking his cock off to this gallery of Emily 18 and, being the good girlfriend that I am, I blew him off and asked him to tell me what he was thinking about before I popped in and popped his cock into my mouth!

He told me about a girl he once spied on that was checking out her private parts in a mirror. She was trying to figure out her pussy and, in the process, taught him a lot about how everything was supposed to… come together! LOL

Anyway… After he exploded his jism into my mouth I swallowed it down and called out, "switch!" It was my turn to get some tongue work!

Like the good boyfriend he is, he instantly dropped and gave me twenty… flicks of his tongue. Then he asked me what I was thinking about…

I recanted my own curiosity about how my pussy worked and went into some details about sticking things inside it… You know… Scientifically… Just to see how deep it went, how wide it could get… that sort of thing!

His tongue wasn’t doing enough for me so I pulled him over to the bed and found his cock to be not too big, and not too small… It was just right! Hmm… Kind of makes those old nursery rhymes seem a little bit perverted?

Find more perverted fantasies played out by Emily 18 on her site. She updates three times a week and is so kinky even girls like me can’t get enough of her!

So my birthday is almost here and my boyfriend asked me what I wanted. I showed him this picture and he left to make a few phone calls. Now I am wondering… Can he actually pull this one off?!?!

Hi, my name is Cassie and together with my partner in crime we operate over 100 blogs. Obviously we both enjoy writing and have open minds about sex and sexuality. I am a big time believer in the notion that most girls that don’t like porn don’t like it because they approached it with their man in a completely wrong fashion.

The biggest mistake most women make when it comes to their man and porn is acting like their man’s mother. Girls fantasize about being caught. Most guys dread being caught!

If you are a woman chances are your mom and dad never bothered you or tried to walk in on you while you were masturbating. Even if they did pop in, you might have been humping a pillow and could have laid sideways looking like you were sleeping with your leg resting on it. Guys on the other hand have a big donger sticking out so getting caught and appearing to be doing something else isn’t as easy. To make matters worse, moms seem to have radar for when junior is masturbating and seem to always want to pop in right before he blows!

So now think about when you pop in on your man and he hides his shit and swears up and down he wasn’t doing anything (wrong). Well, he is partially right. He wasn’t doing anything wrong, but you made him feel like he was. Instead, ask him to masturbate WITH you. What? I know, why would you both masturbate when you can just have sex, right?

The reason you should take time to masturbate together is it will allow you to become comfortable with his obsession to porn. Before trying this with my own boyfriend I always figured he looked at magazines and web sites because he wanted to fuck other women. As it turns out he actually prefers softcore and/or lesbian porn! He was actually interested in what makes a girl feel good so he could better apply his techniques on me!

Obviously this revelation was a win-win for us since I am bisexual. Until I began masturbating with him and sharing fantasies I had never actually looked inside one of his porno mags. Now I can’t get enough of them! Haha!

One of our favorite sites to enjoy together is Sapphic Erotica. The girls don’t have simulated lesbian sex with over-done oohs and aaahs culminating in a fake orgasm. These lesbian girls have real sex the way girls do when they are alone!

I hope you all have learned something today and the next time you catch your man looking at porn, hurry up and strip down to your panties and join him in bed!

Would it surprise you to know that girls check out other girls? I have had a thing for other girls ever since my mom introduced me to Girl Scouts. What? You thought you were the only one that dreamed of finding out what color panties a girl had on under her skirt? Pleeeeaaase?!?!

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Growing up I was always somewhat self-conscious about how my g-string panties bit into my hips. Then I saw a 60 Minutes episode where they were candidly talking to a fashion designer and he said he actually preferred that to skinny girls… I was so happy!

The truth of the matter is this… You guys will stick your cocks into anything. Seriously! Raise your hand (or your cock) if you have ever done one of the following:

• Fucked a warm jelly donut or an éclair.
• Fucked a banana peel.
• Rubbed a girls satin panties on your cock.
• Fucked an apple pie.
• Fucked a water jet in a hot tub.
• Fucked the space between a pillow and a mattress.
• Dry humped the couch.

I could go on, but you all have your cocks up already!

So if you guys will do all of that to get laid it is pretty obvious that us ladies try way to damn hard to "display" ourselves for you. Perhaps that is why sites like Figure Baby are doing so well.

Figure Baby started with just five models and a dream. Now there are dozens of models and all of them are basically girl next door types. They say that beauty is a subjective thing. Some of you will find a certain girl hot and others will think she is ugly… But wait! That happens in Playboy too… So maybe this guy has a good idea of what porn should be!

The site doesn’t use professional models so they keep the costs very low. You can become a member for as low as $9 a month! For just $24 you can become a member for 90 days without worrying about rebills!

Life is full of double standards. Lets say a fifteen year old boy sleeps with his super hot thirty year old teacher. Most men will give that boy a high five and think nothing of it. Of course women would be appalled by this kind of behavior.

Now lets look at assaulting a girl sexual while she is sleeping. If a guy does this to a girl she gets mad and feels… well… assaulted! But if a girl like me comes along and does this it is okay. Double standards are an odd issue aren’t they?

Lesbian Assault delves into the secrets girls share with each other. I have both assaulted other girls and have been assaulted myself. In today’s post I will tell you about the time I was the sleeping girl. That way you can get a sense of what I was thinking about while my friend was licking my pussy as I slept.

The girl that assaulted me was a good friend I had known for a few years. We met the first day of high school and just hit it off. We fooled around once when we got into my parents liquor cabinet, but that was just seeing what each other had. We compared boobs basically. No kissing, no petting.

I could tell she was super in to me, but I wanted her to make the move. Previously I had been making all of the moves on other girls, it was my turn, you know?

On the fateful morning that she "took advantage of me" she slept over and we shared my bed. I slept in a pair of super sheer and flimsy panties and a bra with no underwire. This particular bra shifted a lot and let my boobies fall out.

Throughout the night I could tell she was having a hard time sleeping. So I pretended to sleep like a baby. Occasionally I would roll over towards her and put my hand on her boob or something. I could tell it was driving her pussy crazy!

After two or so hours of this torture I rolled away from her and I could feel the bed wobbling. She was masturbating… Going to town from what I could tell! Suddenly the wobbling stopped and she went rigid. She let out a little yelp as her orgasm rushed over her and I could feel the heat coming off of her body. Not long after that she was sleeping like a baby.

My room was pretty warm so I kicked off my covers and spread my legs before going to sleep myself.

In the morning I felt something tickling my nipple. Then it stopped tickling and started feeling awesome. My friend had found my exposed boob and put it into her mouth! I pretended to stay asleep and let her have her way with me.

As she sucked on my nipple she traced her finger around my panties. Back then I kept a landing strip and shaved the bottom of my pussy so I was sure my panties were up my crack. Her finger felt wonderful as it traced the creases of my panties. When she brushed my hard clit it took everything in me not to jump her bones right there!

She released my nipple and I sensed she was moving down the bed towards my crotch. I let out a little moan and, still keeping my eyes closed, I shifted and stretched leaving my legs spread eagle for my attacker!

Haha, she must have thought she’d died and went to heaven. By now her finger was rubbing circles around my clit and I could feel my sweet juices flowing into my panties. I thought to myself how she must have felt making me so wet and seeing my panty crotch get moist. How empowering!

I knew she wanted to taste my cunny so bad. She had been so gentle in her Lesbian Assault that I was going to let her have her way with me.

My panties were the kind that tie at the waist and I felt the knots tug before releasing. Next, she pulled back my panties and took in the sight of my bare naked pussy for a bit before running her tongue from my vagina to my clit and back again. Did she like the taste?

She must have because she started sucking on my lips and my clit. Alternating her attention all around. This drove me wild as I wanted more than anything in the world to feel her tonguing my clit to orgasm. Now she was in charge!

I couldn’t pretend to be asleep anymore and put my hands on the back of her head directing her tongue to my clit. This move let her know I was interested and gave her all of the confidence she needed. I immediately felt her finger slide into my wet pussy as she rolled it around testing my tightness.

It took only minutes before my orgasm hit. I had a hard time keeping myself from moaning out loud. My orgasm lasted for almost a full minute and left me completely spent when it ended. My friend scooted up to embrace me and we held each other for what seemed like hours…

Now if she had been a boy… Well, boys aren’t supposed to assault girls while they are sleeping! But girls? Yeah, we like to pretend we are asleep, wearing our flimsiest panties… that just happen to be wet in the crotch!

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