Growing up I was always somewhat self-conscious about how my g-string panties bit into my hips. Then I saw a 60 Minutes episode where they were candidly talking to a fashion designer and he said he actually preferred that to skinny girls… I was so happy!

The truth of the matter is this… You guys will stick your cocks into anything. Seriously! Raise your hand (or your cock) if you have ever done one of the following:

• Fucked a warm jelly donut or an éclair.
• Fucked a banana peel.
• Rubbed a girls satin panties on your cock.
• Fucked an apple pie.
• Fucked a water jet in a hot tub.
• Fucked the space between a pillow and a mattress.
• Dry humped the couch.

I could go on, but you all have your cocks up already!

So if you guys will do all of that to get laid it is pretty obvious that us ladies try way to damn hard to "display" ourselves for you. Perhaps that is why sites like Figure Baby are doing so well.

Figure Baby started with just five models and a dream. Now there are dozens of models and all of them are basically girl next door types. They say that beauty is a subjective thing. Some of you will find a certain girl hot and others will think she is ugly… But wait! That happens in Playboy too… So maybe this guy has a good idea of what porn should be!

The site doesn’t use professional models so they keep the costs very low. You can become a member for as low as $9 a month! For just $24 you can become a member for 90 days without worrying about rebills!

I was the girl you wanted next door when I was growing up. I loved to wear dresses and skirts and I always forgot to cross my legs properly. Even when I began to notice boys looking at my knickers I didn’t let it bother me. In fact, I kind of enjoyed it!

Those knickers of mine got me into a good college on account of my teachers enjoying them enough to give me straight A’s. In college it was more of the same, only this time, even the female professors got in on the act!

Only Tease is filled up upskirts, panty shots, pantyhose, nylons and all of the things you expect to see when a girl doesn’t cover herself properly. The panties come in every color of the rainbow, in all styles imaginable and of every fabric known to mankind. If you like looking up a girls skirt, this site definitely has you covered… or make that uncovered!

With an Only All Sites pass you get more than just teased. The pass includes every site and on most of them the girls get completely naked at some point during the shoot. Some even do more than just get naked!

Throughout the ages the art of seduction hasn’t changed much. However, one group in particular has had a lock on the craftiest of techniques when it comes to this sexual art form. That group has been, and always will be, the secretary.

I was a secretary at a law firm during my later years of college. While the prudish women and girls always complained about how tight their bosses were with the budget, I was reaping the benefits of knowing how to flirt for cash and advancement.

My regular seductive secretary uniform consisted of a tight dress, a tight bra that pushed my boobs out and garters, nylons and high heels to keep my bosses coming back for more. Sure, those other girls thought I was a slut… No – a bonafide prostitute. I didn’t care. I was the talk of the water cooler and the life of the Christmas party. I even seduced a few of the other girls!

Only Secretaries is all about seduction. You could go to just about any other web site and watch girls strip and blow cock. Watch as they slap their faces with man meat and take it anal… Or you could learn something by joining Only Secretaries. Enjoy the dance…

As a member you get access to the entire network. A group of seductive sites meant for men that want something more from their porn… from their women… from their lives.

If only this site was around while I was in college. I so would have modeled my seductive secretary uniform for all of you!

My boyfriend has this joke about helping a goat over a gate and for some reason when I saw this gallery it reminded me of his joke.

My boyfriend and I are pretty open minded and I know there are a lot of women out there that are not. Perhaps you have a girlfriend or a wife that isn’t as open minding as I am. I feel for you. Yes, your respective others have a point. Women don’t usually wear chainmail panties and nylons with high heels. But, sometimes we do! Or, at least… I do!

MET-Art is not meant to be taken literally. It is a fantasy site and if your women can’t see that then they need to get their self-conscious feelings in check. I might be biased because I have been masturbating to my older brother’s porno mags since… well, let’s keep that my dirty little secret.

So enough about me and you… How about MET-Art?

It isn’t hard to see why my boyfriend loves this site. Hot chicks from all over the world captured in ways that define the term artistic-nudes. MET-Art has multiple updates everyday. Up to six times a day!

The MET-Art.com pictures are up to 5000 pixels across. That is a little too close for my own personal comfort, but these girls don’t seem to mind and neither does my boyfriend. Two to three new high-def videos are added weekly.

There are over a thousand models at MET-Art.com and their search function makes it easy to find the ones that turn you on most. I have a thing from blondes with big tits and I found over 200 hundred of them.

Get your own MET-Art membership and tell that girl to get off your ass!